Gianni's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zosheaga]

Looks like I'll be getting a new T-shirt soon, and going to a music festival with it sometime in the distant future.

Suncomes responds:

Heck yeah!

[Selfie]

KOOUUUGGAAAAAAA! KEEP IT UP!

This'd probably be a cool phone cover. Maybe. I dunno jack shit about that stuff, hah.

KEEP IT UP!

[SAD BATMAN]

"Nothing can hurt me, but I know pain... And sometimes, I like to share it with people on Tumblr."

[Spaced Out]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PHONE I NEED TO CHANGE MY LOCK SCREEN!

[blue]

Ah that's fucking radical. I would have never pegged that to work so well with your art style. All aboard, the Eden hype train is rolling out! Next stop: fame!

Please stay tuned for a live action trainwreck.

Paxilon responds:

The art direction in the liveaction movie, even of it *is* a trainwreck, will still attract a large cult following. Probably spearheaded by the two us. And I really do mean cult following--You seem the kind if man who would know to honor the old gods with blood sacrifice.

[Fuh]

That's right. Fuck'em. Fuck'em all.

[Gloves Off!]

Oh fuck yes.

MAN WINS.

MANTALITY.

[Kat]

I'm gonna take the guess of it being a bow with a face, judging by the line behind it. I hope it talks. With Logan Cunningham's voice.

Cenaf responds:

You are right, its a bow. Not sure about its ability to talk, didnt study that character that deep.

[Who's afraid?]

Bigby: "This is the job, Snow. You might not like it, but this IS the job."

Snow: "Bigby, you haven't caught any criminals in a week! You've just been sitting in your chair drinking, smoking, yelling at your pig friend and straightening your tie."

Bigby: "Hey, do you remember that episode of Supernatural where they fought Bloody Mary...? Fuck I wish this was that easy."

Snow: " *shakes head, pinches nasal bridge* I'm firing you. Bluebeard, you're the new Sheriff in town."

Bluebeard: "Very gooood, thank you madam Mayor... I'm going to call my friend so he can help me run this town... His name is Datak... You're going to like him very much..."

Paxilon responds:

Thanks for reading this sneak-peek of SirUndead's latest crossover slash fanfic, "Datak Does FableTown!" Stay tuned for part two, which promises to be sizzlingly erotic from the start with its chapter title "Job OPENING for HARD-Working Sheriff!"

[Legend in Waiting]

Man, Legend is so fucking cool. I looked at your tumblr and immediately started smashing everything on my desk in a blind rage when I had to recall that you're not internationally famous yet. The slowness of this world infuriates me! In time I know this worthless sphere will twirl around the right answer that is your fame and immortality, but in the meantime I need to go buy a new coffee cup.

CartoonCoffee responds:

Hahaha yeah, Legend is the man, but just wait until you hear his voice!
If all it takes is time for the world to catch up then that's good news, I got a whole lifetime to kill.
And sorry about your coffee cup, this one is on me.